It’s recycling day again! La la la…
Fancy a wonder outside the front this morning, Monty?
Go on Monty, do your thing!
Oh good boy Monty. I’ll just clean this up.
Oh hello there, I was just out with Monty and…
“Umm… ahh… it wasn’t you last week, was it.”
“Err, no, I was on leave. They must have got someone in to cover. You were saying?”
“Oh, err, nothing. Nothing, really. I was just out with my dog.”
“Hello there dog!”
“Err, yes, he’s called Monty, Monty Dog. So you’re the regular chap then?”
“Yep, wish I was still on hols though.”
“Err, hols, yes.”
“Righto, I’ll get this sorted and emptied, and on to the next one. Bye!”
“Err, bye! Monty! Here boy!”
Doh, I’m an idiot! How embarrassing! He’s gonna think I like him or something!